Saturday, November 15, 2008

Two halves do make a whole.... hot mess


If I were Katie Price's stylist, I would sit down and have a long talk about the basic rules of math... While the sum of the parts is always greater than the whole, that is no excuse to walk around like a tramped out version of Batman's Two- Face.
Where, O where to start.... okay, I think this whole look needs to be scrapped; there is nothing worth saving on either half of this wretched ensemble. Now Katie is a pretty girl, but she does love her some tranny make-up. If she wants to paint all that nonsense on her face, then she needs to keep the hair VERY simple. A straight and clean look, or loose natural waves would be best. As for the dress, I know some girls love pink and I imagine Katie is one of them, but when wearing such a stand-out color, you need to be sure the silhouette is simple and classy. Dolce & Gabbana makes gorgeous and sexy dresses and they don't shy away from color. Like this fab look on Teri Hatcher at David Letterman. There are so many color variations on this classic dress; it is almost in Dolce & Gabbana's collections every year. Let the dress be the stand-out item and keep the shoes neutral. My favorite look is a great nude color shoe. They go with everything and make your legs look longer as your skin color will just blend into the shoe. Now just add these three simple tips up for one hot look.
Photo credits; Life & Style, Google

2 comments:

jeff & said...

Nice advice. Curious though, could you please write a blog about that VH1 show, The Pick UP Artist. I think Mystery could some fashion 411.

Steph said...

Wowzers...you're right on about that one Ms. Brooks! Love your clips- such talent for fashion and writing.